Sunday, June 15, 2014

INDIAN FOOTBALL (EPISODE-05) !!!




INDIAN FOOTBALL

Episode - 05
 
Jonathan Swift (Anchor of Fox News Channel):- Yesterday, some members and activists of Chinese Communist Party protested in the streets of Beijing as India invited Thaium Gyatso, the 15th Dalai Lama as the Chief Guest for the India Vs Finland match in Dalai Lama Football Stadium of Ladakh.

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Location:  Drinks Lounge of Ladakh Palace

Lionel Messi:- Politics has become a business in Asia. Some protestors get money from the political parties to protest in the streets unnecessarily.

Zinedine Zidane:- Yesterday only, I visited the Thiksey Gompa monastery with Bruno Coutinho, Tuli Goon, Jo Paul Anchery, Climax Lawrence and other members of AIFF. Actually, I got tempted by their request. Wait; let me show you the photos that I clicked in my Nikkon Gen-X Cam Mobile Handset. This is the photo of Thiksey Gompa monastery.

Lionel Messi:- Wow! Such a nice place! Tomorrow at early morning, I will visit that place. Don’t worry; the match of India Vs Finland is at 2 PM only. I will come back by then.

Zinedine Zidane:- I will also go there with you. That monastery really serves good and healthy vegetarian food. The little kids of that monastery are suffering from Football Fever. They are so sweet yet brave ones.

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Sunil Chetri:- Injuries are becoming a worry for us. Jayanta Dasgupta, Arjun Thapa, Baji Rao Achrekar and Peter Silva are suffering from injuries. Our Team Physician, Mr. Fuhrer Fahrenheit is fully recommending these players to take rest for 1 week. Moreover, Sangram Mukherjee cannot play the match as he has been shown the Red Card in our previous match against Finland.

Rajanikanth Modi:- Don’t underestimate our Reserve Bench. A player sitting in the Reserve Bench sometimes becomes the match winner at the last phase of the 2nd Half of any match. Take the example of our previous match only. The substitute player, Dilip Majumder scored the equalizer. Blessing in Disguise does not happen in rosy times but in thorny times only. Take in Dilip Majumder, Rajdeep Samanta, Harilal Tamang, Gurdeep Singh Saini in the main squad. Basanta Banerjee will be the default goalkeeper for today’s match as Sangram is suspended for today’s match.

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Brady Ballack (Commentator of FIFA World Cup):- Hello everyone! I am Brady Ballack and Vivian Vickolus has just joined in with me. Good afternoon, Vivian.

Vivian Vickolus (Commentator of FIFA World Cup):- Thanks Brady! What an atmosphere out here in Ladakh on this Super Sunday. The date is 2nd July 2034. Ghana will clash against India. Lots of Stars have come here today. We can see that all the footballers of both teams are taking blessings from the 15th Dalai Lama before the start of the match.

Brady Ballack:- Today’s match is very important for both the teams. If Ghana Vs India match ends in a tie, say 1-1, then Finland will qualify even after losing the match against Brazil. If this match ends in a tie with the result 2-2, then Ghana will qualify if Finland loses the match against Brazil. If the tie result is 3-3, then India has the chance, provided Finland loses against Brazil without scoring any goal against Brazil. 

Vivian Vickolus:- Oh! Such a confused calculation! Winning the match is the easier option for both the teams. The stadium is packed up with 35,000 spectators. Many people are watching the match from the nearby valleys with their binoculars. The temperature is only 11 degree Celsius with a sunny day, but, there is a strong chilly breeze in the ground. Overall, it is a pleasant weather to play football, though; the footballers of Ghana and India prefer to play in warm conditions. The national anthems are over. Time for coin toss! Just after a few seconds, the game will start.

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Location: VIP Box of Dalai Lama Football Stadium

Bruno Coutinoh (Coach of Mumbai FC Team):- Indian team is playing well. Oh! No! Man! How can you miss that chance?

Climax Lawrence (Coach of Pune FC Team):- Oh! Just in the same fashion! I say. Dhiraj D’Souza, the striker of our Pune FC Team missed the chance to score a goal in the same style. Do you remember the Semi-Final match of I-League 2033? Though, we won that Maha Derby, but, Dhiraj missed quite a few chances in that match.

Bruno Coutinoh:- Are you sitting beside me to enjoy the match of India Vs Ghana or are your priority is to sprinkle salts on my wounds?

Climax Lawrence:- Ha ha ha...Ok! Ok! Let us focus on this match only.

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Brady Ballack:- Oh! I say, Ghana is really the powerhouse of Africa in the game of football. Indian Defenders are having a very tough time to tackle the Ghana strikers. For around 20 minutes or so, ball is moving inside the area of Indian half only. Basanta, the Indian Goalkeeper saved two dangerous shots of Mbyoma, the dangerous striker of Ghana.

Vivian Vickolus:- Stenner is the game maker for Ghana. From the Central Midfield region, Stenner is supplying the ball with deadly diagonal passes. Again, Stenner gave a long pass to Nkalo. This time, the left-footed Nkalo is attacking from the right wing. Muktar is man-marking Nkalo and is successful so far. That’s a bad clearance by Ranjit Singh. Zengi got the ball and passes it to Lucas. Lucas passes the ball to Nkalo. Nkalo one-touched the ball. Mbyoma got the ball. Gurdeep Singh tried to slide tackle, but it was too late. Mbyoma entered inside the penalty box. Basanta charged in. Oh! What a chip by Mbyoma. The ball has entered the goal. It’s a goal to give the 1-0 lead to Ghana in the 33rd minute of the match. Smart goal indeed! Speed and Strength are the two weapons of Ghana.

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Location:  VIP Box of Dalai Lama Football Stadium

Lionel Messi:- These African Teams rely on their speed only. I am hardly finding any skills in this Ghana Team to cherish upon. Rather, some Indian footballers are very skilful. But, Indians have a stamina problem.

Zinedine Zidane:- Ghana footballers may feel tired in the 2nd Half. Ghana team is giving their 100% effort in the 1st Half.

Lionel Messi:- Their strategy is simple. Win the match in the 1st half only by scoring too many goals.

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Location: Dressing Room of Dalai Lama Stadium during Half Time

Rajanikanth Modi:- Look at the video footage of the Brazil Vs Ghana Match. See, how Brazil scored all the three goals. Brazil footballers always target the weak footballers of their opponent teams. Daniel Mashai, the Right Back Defender is the weak point to target upon.

Harilal Tamang:- We are finding it tough to enter the penalty box area of Ghana. The Ghana players are very strong.

Sunil Chetri:- You guys are doing a blunder by copying the Ghana footballers. If they are playing Speedy Football, then you guys play the Smart Football. Before passing the ball, look at Mr. X but pass the ball to Mr. Y. They are watching your eyes also. If you look at Mr. X of your team, then they may try to guard Mr. X, but, Mr. Y of your team remains unguarded.

Chiranjit Malakar:- Oh! We have understood what to do.

Rajanikanth Modi:- Another thing. Our Defenders should not go for big clearances. Rather just tackle the ball and pass the ball towards the central midfield region. Try to block Stenner as much as possible. Stenner is the source code of their program. In the 2nd Half, you will play total aggressive football. Even if any one of you gets a Red Card, I don’t care. By the end of the match, we want victory. Play in the combination of 3-3-4. Best of Luck!

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Brady Ballack:- Harilal Tamang is creating a sensation in the Ghana penalty box area. Harilal made three shots at the goal. Kalakao, the Ghana goalkeeper made three outstanding saves to maintain the 1-0 lead for Ghana.

Vivian Vickolus:- David Stone, the English Referee showed an Yellow Card to Chiranjit Malakar for making a dangerous tackle to Mbyoma. India is now trying to improve their game in the 2nd half. Ah! That’s a miss pass from the Ghana midfielder. Tomba Llong got the ball and is sprinting through the left flank. One down, two down! The 3rd Defender slipped. Tomba passes the ball to Rajdeep Samanta as another Ghana Defender slide tackled. Shot taken! Wow! The ‘Aryanamah’ ball swung a little bit in the air to beat even the super diving attempt by Kalakao. Rajdeep Samanta scored an excellent equalizer for India in the 79th minute of the match. The spectators of Ladakh Stadium are dancing with joy. Some of them are blowing local flutes known as Surna and some are beating the local drums known as Daman.

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Sunil Chetri:- Both of you be ready. After 5 minutes, both of you are going in.

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Brady Ballack:- Substitutions are taking place in Indian camp. Jignesh Jadav and Babu Menon replace Chiranjit Malakar and Sunil Roy. India has got the throw. Suresh Murmu took a long throw. Zengi headed the ball towards Stenner. Jignesh Jadav snatched the ball. Masahi tackled Jignesh. The referee gave a free kick in India’s favour.

Vivian Vickolus:- That’s a very advantageous position for India to take the free kick. David Stone sprinkled the white spray in front of the Ghana Human Wall. Babu Menon is going to take the free kick. All the defenders of the Ghana Human Wall jumped up. Oh! No! The ball kissed Mashai’s head to enter inside the goal post; otherwise, the ball would have missed the target by several inches. The same side goal by Ghana Defender gave the lead to India by 2-1. That’s a bad luck for Ghana. Only 3 minutes left in the match. Indians are celebrating after that goal. But, Ghana may come back in 3 minutes plus 2 minutes injury time too.

Brady Ballack:- See! Straightway, Ghana is on the counterattack. Ghana has got a corner. Ducati is going to take the corner kick. What a swinging corner kick! Nkalo just steered the ball to let it enter into the right corner of Indian goal post. Ghana players are celebrating. But, Oh! Dear! The Linesman has lifted up the flag. It’s an offside by Nkalo. Ghana players are demanding for the 2nd Referee Decision. As per the new FIFA rules, any team can demand for 2nd Referee Decision for 5 times in a match. David Stone signalled for the 2nd Referee Decision. Let us see the replay of that corner kick.

Vivian Vickolus:- Yeah! It’s a clear case of offside. There is no doubt about that. Had Nkalo made the movement a few seconds later, he would have been in an onside position to make it 2-2. The referee has blown up the final whistle. Hear the roar of the spectators in Ladakh. India has won this match against Ghana by 2-1. But, did they qualify in the Round of 16? Well, to know that, they have to wait for the next match of Group D where Brazil will play against Finland. At present, Brazil has already qualified for the Round of 16. India is having 6 points and Finland is having 4 points. If the score of Brazil Vs Finland match is 1-1, then Finland will qualify. But, if the score is 0-0 in the Brazil Vs Finland match, then India will qualify. The new FIFA rule on the mathematics of goals scored and goals conceded is as trivial as Duckworth-Lewis Method of Cricket.

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Jayarajan (Anchor of News 9 TV Channel):- Zeco, the Brazilian Striker scored a goal against Finland in the 87th minute of the match in the Thimpu Football Stadium of Bhutan. Brazil won by 1-0 against Finland. India has qualified for the Round of 16 in the FIFA World Cup 2034.

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Rajanikanth Modi:- We have a very tough team in the Round of 16. On 8th July 2034 (Saturday), we are going to clash against Netherlands in the Round of 16 Match at Aang San Suu Kyi Football Stadium at Naypyidaw, the Capital City of Myanmar. We will take the flight of Indian Airlines from Leh Airport to reach Kolkata Airport tomorrow. The very next day, we have to take the flight of Myanmar Airlines to reach Naypyidaw Airport.






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