Sunday, June 22, 2014

INDIAN FOOTBALL (EPISODE-06) !!!

INDIAN FOOTBALL

(Episode – 06)

Chang Lee (Anchor of Tokyo Express News Channel):- Ricardo of Belgium, Patrick of Russia and Magaso of Honduras are suspended for next 2 years from International Football as their doping test were positive. FIFA has implemented an Instant Doping Machine. Before 1 hour of every football match, instant doping test is to be conducted for the all the players of that football match.  The Group league matches of FIFA World Cup 2034 are over. Now, it is time for the Round of 16 matches. Let us look at our screen to check out the fixtures of Round of 16.

Round of 16

1. Germany Vs Japan
2. Netherlands Vs India
3. Spain Vs Chile
4. Brazil Vs Ivory Coast
5. Argentina Vs Italy
6. Portugal Vs Colombia
7. France Vs England
8. Switzerland Vs Nigeria

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Sunil Chetri:- It is a very lovely place. This ‘Peace Pagoda’ and its adjoining environment are too calm and sober. 

Rajanikanth Modi:- Yeah! The ‘Uppatasanti Pagoda’ is really a good place to visit. Chetri, I am still very much tensed about the next match against Netherlands tomorrow.

Sunil Chetri:- Boss! We will surely discuss about it in the afternoon hours at the conference room of Royal Naypyidaw Hotel with all our Team members.

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Rajanikanth Modi:- So, after a long discussion about all pros and cons of all the players of our squad, we hereby declare about the Main Eleven Players for tomorrow’s match against Netherlands. 

First Eleven Players of Indian Squad for the match against Netherlands

1.       Sangram Mukherjee (Goalkeeper) (Vice Captain)
2.       Ranjit Singh Rathore (Defender)
3.       Chiranjit Malakar (Defender)
4.       Gurdeep Singh Saini (Midfielder)
5.       Tomba Llong (Midfielder)
6.       Suresh Murmu (Midfielder)
7.       Sunil Roy (Striker)
8.       Jayanta Dasgupta (Striker) (Captain)
9.       Harilal Tamang (Striker)
10.   Dilip Majumder (Striker)
11.   Rajdeep Samanta (Striker)

Sunil Chetri:- The playing combination will be 2-3-5. Total attacking football!

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Ryan Robinson (Commentator of FIFA World Cup):- Hello! Everybody! I am Ryan Robinson and with me, he is Tim Tyson. The match between Netherlands and India has just started at Aang San Suu Kyi Football Stadium at Naypyidaw.

Tim Tyson (Commentator of FIFA World Cup):- It is the fight between Orange Brigade and Blue Brigade. Suresh Murmu passed the ball towards Gurdeep Singh Saini. Gurdeep is showing his skills but Carmelroy made a hard tackle. Ivanov Igorsevik, the Ukranian referee gave a free kick to India. Dilip Majumder takes the free kick. Ooh! That’s a nice save by Ruddy, the Holland goalkeeper. Only a touch of his right middle finger at the right time helped the ball to swing away from the goal post by a few inches. 15 minutes of the game is over. The score is still 0-0.

Ryan Robinson:- Netherlands is going for counterattack now. Basten is breaking through the defense line-up of India. Basten took the shot. But, Sangram was also prepared for the shot. He saved it, but, the ball went out. Netherlands got their 3rd corner kick in this match. Van Dermott is taking the corner kick. Basten scored the goal with a header. Wow! It looked as if the ball made an in-swing in the air to drop on the head of Basten only. Basten just shook his head and it is a goal. Sangram looked helpless. Netherlands is leading the game by 1-0.

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Jayanta Dasgupta:- Tomba, you take the central back position. Change the formation. Let us play in 4-4-2 combination. Hey Harilal; you and I will control the central midfield territory.

Harilal Tamang:- I have understood your plan. Netherlands strikers are getting too much space in the midfield area. You want to reduce that space.

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Tim Tyson:- Chiranjit Malakar made a good clearance. Dilip Majumder received it near the penalty box of Netherlands and made a back pass to Sunil Roy. Sunil Roy took a long shot at the goal. Ruddy made a punch at the ball. The ball is still in play. Rajdeep Samanta chipped the ball towards the goal. Ruddy failed to get hold of the ball, but Roggiyen, the Dutch Defender stopped the ball from going inside the goal. Roggiyen is now sprinting from the right flank towards the Indian penalty box. Sangram came charging in. Roggiyen gave a fantastic pass to Nistelroy. Nistelroy just steered the ball towards the goal. It was just a cake walk for Nistelroy to score that goal. The referee blew the whistle to end the 1st Half of this match. Netherlands is leading by 2-0.

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Rajanikanth Modi:- In the 2nd Half, you guys go for full counterattack. Have you heard the rhyme, ‘It’s a merry go round; It’s a merry go round?’ Play in the combination of 3-5-2. The 5 midfielders must form a circle in the midfield region. Whenever you will find that Netherlands team is increasing their pace in the game, just play possession football in midfield area. The ball should have a merry go round experience in the midfield area. Best of Luck for the match! Don’t forget that this Netherlands team accepted defeat against Canada in its Group League match where Netherlands were leading by 1-0, but Canada came back from behind to win the match by 2-1.

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Ryan Robinson:- 76 minutes of the match is over. The score is still 2-0. Tomba Llong got a loose ball and dribbled it through to move near the penalty box. Gilletty, the Dutch Defender made a strong challenge at Tomba Llong. Tomba is lying on the ground and it is very painful for him as Gilletty pressed his boot on Tomba’s right foot deliberately. 

Tim Tyson:- Now, some heated comments are getting exchanged between the players of both teams. Ivanov Igorsevik is trying to keep the situation under control. Oh! Look at that scene. Gurdeep Singh Saini may have uttered some slang languages to Gilletty. Gilletty kicked at the back of Gurdeep Singh Saini. Immediately, the referee showed the Red Card to Gilletty and a Yellow Card to Gurdeep Singh Saini. 

Ryan Robinson:- Oh! India and Netherlands! Stop the bull fighting and come back to football again. The drama still continues. Still, some of the Netherlands players are showing agitation against Ivanov Igorsevik. The referee showed Yellow Cards to three players of Netherlands.

Tim Tyson:- Ha ha ha...As if the referee is saying, ‘Oh! You are protesting my decision. Ok! Let me give you a gift. See the Yellow Card.’

Ryan Robinson:- Ha ha ha....Goal! Whoa! It’s just a masterpiece! Jayanta Dasgupta took the free kick! The ball was moving straight towards the goalkeeper but swung at the last moment to beat the goalkeeper.

Tim Tyson:- Many people are saying that this ‘Aryanamah’ ball is swinging too much in the air. It’s true! The ball swings a lot in the air. Maybe, it is a strategy by FIFA to manufacture such types of footballs to increase the number of goals and make all the football matches, a very interesting one. Anyway, after 86 minutes of play, it is 2-1. There is a substitution for Gurdeep Singh Saini now. Baji Rao Achrekar will replace him.

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Gurdeep Singh Saini:- Doctor! It is still paining at my back. That bloody Gilletty kicked at my back so hard.

Dr. Fuhrer Fahrenheit:- Well, don’t worry; I have medicine for almost all types of diseases, be it mental or physical. By the way, what actually you said to Gilletty.

Gurdeep Singh Saini:- I just said. ‘Teri Maa ki....’ and then displayed by middle finger like this. For these little things, he kicked me at my back to see the Red Card. What an idiot! Ha ha ha...

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Ryan Robinson:- India got their 7th corner kick in the match. Suresh Murmu took the shot. Nice block by Carmelroy and made the clearance. Baji Rao Achrekar received the ball and gave a long pass to Rajdeep Samanta. Rajdeep Samanta is looking dangerous. Oh! No! Roggiyen’s tackle was not on the ball but on Rajdeep’s legs. The referee straightaway showed the Yellow Card to Roggiyen and gave the penalty kick to India.

Tim Tyson:- Sunil Roy is going to take the penalty kick. Ah! The ball went in like a bullet. Ruddy hardly made any movement. Only 1 minutes of injury time left. India came back in the match with a last minute equalizer goal. Now, we are heading for Extra-Time as the score is 2-2.

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Ryan Robinson:- Lawson! What a shot! The long shot of Lawson went in. Netherlands is leading by 3-2 in the 100th minute of the match. The Golden Goal System is scrapped now. So, India will get another 20 minutes to come back in the match.

Tim Tyson:- Already, the Indians have started the counterattack. The ball is now moving here and there in the penalty box of Netherlands. See! The way they are giving accurate passes to each other! 8 Indian players are inside the Netherlands territory. Suresh chipped the ball. Tomba headed the ball from one angle to the other. What a smart player Tomba Llong is! He took such a perfect position in such a quick time. Totally unmarked and scored the goal in between so many Dutch Defenders. India has come back in the match again with another equalizer goal. The score is 3-3 now after the end of 1st Half of the Extra-Time.

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Rajanikanth Modi:- Two of our strikers are too tired by now. Replace Sunil Roy and Jayanta Dasgupta with Arjun Thapa and Muktar Naqvi.

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Ryan Robinson:- Just at the beginning of the 2nd Half of Extra Time, Indian coach infused two fresh players on the ground. Already, Netherlands have completed their three substitutions. 

Tim Tyson:- Arjun Thapa took a shot at the goal. Oh! Boy! He missed the target. You must practice to keep the long shots at the target. 

Ryan Robinson:- Are we heading for a penalty shootout? Only 3 minutes left to end the 2nd Half of the Extra-Time. 

Tim Tyson:- Actually, in this 2nd Half of Extra Time, both the teams are cautious about their defense and they are not going for aggressive attack also like they did in the 1st Half of the Extra Time. The battle is going on in the midfield area to dominate on each other. 

Ryan Robinson:- Oh! Boy! That’s a loose pass by Lawson. One loose pass may become a gaining point for the opponent player. Ranjit Singh Rathore sprinted a long way and gave a fantastic diagonal pass to Harilal Tamang. One to one now! Ruddy charged in, but it was too late for Ruddy and his team to save that goal.

Tim Tyson:- But, it is not so late for India. The score is 4-3. Still, 48 seconds left in the 2nd Half of Extra Time. Holland team is trying hard to score the equalizer. Netherlands never stop counterattacking. Nistelroy! That was a superb long shot at the goal. The ball swung a lot in the air, but, Sangram’s super dive denied Netherlands the much needed equalizer. The countdown begins. The Indian spectators are shouting loudly, ‘4, 3, 2, 1’....and the referee blew the final whistle. Look at the Indian fans. Rajanikanth Modi jumped up from his seat with joy and excitement. The Indian coach appreciates the fact that his boys fought back well in the match. 

Ryan Robinson:- India is playing the FIFA World Cup for the first time and they have reached the Quarter Final. That’s a memorable achievement for India. We are signing off for today. Goodbye.

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Apurba Adhikary (Anchor of Times Now News Channel):- Sir, in the Quarter Final match, India will play against Germany. Any comment on that? Before hearing your comments, let us just display the fixtures of the Quarter Final matches of FIFA World Cup 2034 on our screen.

Quarter Final

1. Argentina Vs Portugal
2. Germany Vs India
3. France Vs Nigeria
4. Spain Vs Brazil

Monoranjan Majumder (Sports Editor of Times Now News Channel):- Very tough, boss. Very tough! By hook or crook, you can still manage to beat Netherlands. But, Germany is Germany. If India beats Germany, then Apurba, mark my words, I will give you a fantastic treat in Kim Ling Restaurant of China Town in Kolkata.

Apurba Adhikary:- I don’t like Chinese foods. Rather you must give me a treat of German foods at 7 Degrees Brauhaus Restaurant of New Delhi. Ha ha ha...

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Sansani Singh (Anchor of Kalchakra News Channel):- You are watching your favourite program, ‘Khabardar’. Today afternoon, a bomb blast took place near the Benazir Bhutto Football Stadium at Rawalpindi. Choseha Bin Paden, the leader of the Musallam-e-Aatank, a Taliban Terrorist Group in Pakistan is feeling proud after committing that bomb blast. Is it a strong message to India by Pakistan?

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Bhaichung Bhutia (President of AIFF):- No! No! You are not trying to understand. It is very risky for our Indian Team to go and play there. Don’t underestimate the terrorists of Pakistan.

Lionel Messi (President of FIFA):- Don’t underestimate the powers of FIFA. We have already discussed about this matter with UN and USA. Nothing will happen. Indian Football Team will be completely safe there.

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Hazrat Harame Hussain (Prime Minister of Pakistan):- We are getting too much pressure from the USA Government regarding the recent bomb blast at Rawalpindi. Either arrest or gun down those Talibani Terrorists as early as possible, otherwise, the other superpower nations will start cornering us. Ultimately, it will hamper Pakistan’s economy.

Suar Al Jahan (Home Minister of Pakistan):- Really, the Terrorism has become a headache for each and every Pakistani nowadays. These Talibans will do the bomb blasts and everyone starts pointing fingers at the Pakistan Government. Don’t worry, wajir -e-alam, all the Talibani Terrorists who were behind the Rawalpindi Bomb Blast will be gunned down soon.

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Rajanikanth Modi:- On 13th July 2034 (Thursday), we have to play the Quarter Final match against Germany at the Benajir Bhutto Football Stadium of Rawalpindi. But, the fear factor still exists!

Sunil Chetri:- UN, USA, FIFA and Pakistan Government have assured that they have tightened the securities for us. So, there should not be any fear factor among our Indian Squad as they are going to play football on Pakistani soil. 

Rajanikanth Modi:- We also have good number of football fans in Pakistan. India has reached quarter final, that’s why, all the Asian nations are feeling proud about it. Pakistan is also a part of Asia. Due to some terrorists only, the business of India Vs Pakistan battle still continues. Anyway, tell our boys that we will go to New Delhi by flight tomorrow and at the day after tomorrow, we will catch the flight of Indian Airlines to land at Benajir Bhutto International Airport of Rawalpindi.

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