Sunday, June 29, 2014

INDIAN FOOTBALL (EPISODE-07) !!!



Indian Football

Episode – 07

Navin Tiwary (Anchor of Aaj Tak News Channel):-We are showing you the video footage which has been broadcasted exclusively by the Pakistan Awam News Channel just a few hours ago. Look at this video footage. Sangram Mukherjee and Ranjit Singh Rathore were sleeping with a hotel lady attendant in Room No. 503 of Pearl Continental Hotel at Rawalpindi. In Room No. 504 of that same hotel, Tomba Llong, Sunil Roy and Jayanta Dasgupta were sleeping with another hotel lady attendant. In Room No. 505, Harilal Tamang and Suresh Murmu were sleeping with another hotel lady attendant. The question is that why a hotel room of such a reputation will have hidden cameras installed inside the hotel rooms. Sakina, Rubina and Tuhina, the three hotel lady attendants of Pearl Continental Hotel have filed FIRs and cases of gangrapes by stating that those players called for room services and then gangraped them. We will now show you what Lionel Messi has said in a Press Conference regarding this issue.

Lionel Messi (In a Press Conference):- Those seven Indian footballers will not be allowed to play any football match of any format until the legal proceedings against them gets completed through Rawalpindi High Court. If the complainants withdraw their FIRs as well as cases against those Indian footballers, then again, those players can play football match of any format.

Sailen Manna (President of Mohun Bagan Club):- Baash diley sab barota bajiye. Rawalpindi teh giye sab pindi chotke diley. It’s a Black Day for Indian Football.

Navin Tiwary (Anchor of Aaj Tak News Channel):- Yeah! It’s really indeed.

Tapas Roychowdhury (President of East Bengal Club):- Something is really fishy out here. In the video footages, all our footballers were in sleeping mode. Hidden camera teh ki sudhu naak deke ghumonor drisyoguli ee  uthlo?

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Rajanikanth Modi:- Actually, it’s my fault. I should not have given the permission to our boys to go and have some party in the pub of Pearl Continental Hotel. Our boys just slipped. They lack self-discipline and self-control. That’s the problem.

Sunil Chetri:- Those seven players have been bailed out. They are now boarding the plane at Rawalpindi Airport to go back to their respective home.

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Kashinath Kapoor (Director of RAW):- Hello! Yes! Kashinath Kapoor speaking! But, who are you?

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Mr. Sain (Owner of Royal Bengal News TV Channel):- Pack up your bags. You have to go to Rawalpindi by flight. There is a flight of Emirates Airlines at 2 PM today from Kolkata which goes to Dubai via Rawalpindi. Here’s your flight ticket. Rahim Raza, your ex-colleague will receive you at the airport as per the instructions from your ex-boss, Kashinath Kapoor. Bon Voyage!

Arindam:- Ok! Not an issue.

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Location: Benajir Bhutto International Airport of Rawalpindi

Rahim Raza (A RAW agent currently posted at Urumqi City of Xinjiang Nation):- Salaam Alekum, Arindam Bhaya.

Arindam:- Jai Shree Ram. Bhabhi jaan kaisi hain? Aur woh choti si Shagun?

Rahim Raza:- Baash! Allah ke meherbani hain. Sab kuch thik thak hain. In the newly formed nation, Xinjiang, we are very happy and it is really a very peaceful nation.

Arindam:- Huns used to live in Xinjiang province. Later on, they migrated to Thar Desert to become the Rajputs. By the way, why are you here?

Rahim Raza:- Will tell you later. Just let us board in this taxi to reach the Shalimar Hotel of Rawalpindi.

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Rajanikanth Modi:- Tomorrow, our boys are going to play against Germany. Seven good players are not in the squad. So, there is no question of expecting anything special from the other players. Gurdeep, you are the captain of tomorrow’s match. At least, don’t allow the German team to score more than 5 goals against you.

Gurdeep Singh Saini:- Our defense line-up is not so bad, Sir.

Rajanikanth Modi:- Anyway, this is our main squad for tomorrow’s clash against Germany.

Indian Squad for the match against Germany
1.       Basanta Banerjee (Goalkeeper)
2.       Debraj Venkateshan (Defender)
3.       Peter Silva (Defender)
4.       Muktar Naqvi (Defender)
5.       Chiranjit Malakar (Defender)
6.       Babu Menon (Midfielder)
7.       Jignesh Yadav (Midfielder)
8.       Baji Rao Achrekar (Midfielder) (Vice Captain)
9.       Gurdeep Singh Saini (Midfielder) (Captain)
10.   Dilip Majumder (Striker)
11.   Rajdeep Samanta (Striker)

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Location: Room No. 212 of Hotel Shalimar, Rawalpindi

Rahim Raza:- Almost all the high profile prostitutes of Rawalpindi work as informers cum call girls under Mumtaz Mehrunissa, a mafia businesswoman cum active member of Musallam-e-Aatank terrorist group. This Mumtaz Mehrunissa is the daughter of Shazia Sahari, a famous and controversial model of Pakistan. Mumtaz Mehrunissa is also one of the keeps of Sikandar Shah, the right hand of Choseha Bin Paden, the leader of Musallam-e-Aatank. Look at the video footages on my laptop that I got from the Hotel Manager of Pearl Continental Hotel. On that night, inside the pub of the Pearl Continental hotel, these 7 Indian Players were enjoying their drinks and the pole dancers. Suddenly, Sakina, Rubina and Tuhina come into the scene to start flirting with these players. Observe one thing; these three girls were wearing the outfit which is quite similar to the dress of any Hotel Lady attendant of Pearl Continental Hotel.

Arindam:- Arrey! All our seven footballers started dozing.

Rahim Raza:- Yes! You are right. The pub attendant, Firoz also works under Sikandar Shah. Firoz mixed Seconal Powders (which are prepared from Secobarbital Sodium) in their drinks. Later on, all those players were shifted to their respective rooms and some photography and video session took place. Tundra Tahir Tandon, the Hotel Manager of Pearl Continental was also forced to install hidden cameras in the rooms where Indian players will be staying.

Arindam:- So, what’s your plan now?

Rahim Raza:- Sakina, Rubina and Tuhina are not the Hotel Lady Attendants of Pearl Continental Hotel. But, we cannot prove that; as Tundra Tahir Tandon will not help us due to the fear factor of Sikandar Shah. Sunil Chetri called up Kashinath Kapoor to investigate on this case. I investigated the case and got all these information. Tundra Tahir Tandon has also given me some video footages where Mumtaz Mehrunissa at her teenage days had sexual intercourses with so many politicians and high profile businessmen of Pakistan in Room No. 786 of the Pearl Continental Hotel. The Room No. 786 is still kept reserved for high profile customers of Pearl Continental Hotel. But, no one knows about the hidden cameras in that room, except the Hotel Manager. Mumtaz Mehrunissa have recently invested money on a new Pakistani film, ‘Byapari Ladki’. The film will get released on 14th July 2034 (Friday). On the night of 12th July 2034 (Wednesday), that is tonight, Mumtaz has thrown a party at her residence regarding that film. Any reporter of any TV News Channel has the free pass to enter into that party. You just need to tell her somehow that we have her video footages. If her girls do not withdraw the cases against 7 Indian footballers, then, the video footages will get published in Youtube website. Today in the evening, we will message these video footages to those high profile politicians and businessmen including Sikandar Shah.

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Location: Residence of Mumtaz Mehrunissa at Rawalpindi

Arindam:- I need to have some discussions with you regarding some of your old MMS clips.

Mumtaz Mehrunissa:- Thanks for coming to my party. I am getting lots of phone calls from some high profile persons. Are you still in RAW?

Arindam:- No, at present, in a TV News Channel.

Mumtaz Mehrunissa:- Ok! Private talks should be made in private only. In this party, so many people are watching me. I have messaged my personal assistant on her Blackberry Mobile handset. Her name is Mahek. She is standing outside the main gate of this residence with a BMW. She will take you to my farmhouse which is at the outskirts of Rawalpindi.

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Sunil Chetri:- Sir, just now, Kashinath Kapoor called me up. Those girls are ready to withdraw FIRs and cases against our 7 players if we give them Rs. 7 lakhs INR, i.e. Rs. 1 lakh for each player.

Rajanikanth Modi:- Give them what they want. As an Indian, I don’t want to see the end of football career of our Indian footballers due to some bloody Pakistani call girls.

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Rahim Raza:- Hello! We have got the green signal from the Indian Football Team. How much Mumtaz is willing to pay?

Arindam:- 10 lakhs. All the cases will be withdrawn too.

Rahim Raza:- So, in this case, RAW will have an extra income of Rs. 7 lakhs plus Rs. 10 lakhs. i.e. Rs. 17 lakhs. I and my team members are tracking you. We are just at a distance of 50 metres from Mumtaz’s farmhouse. If you see any danger, just press the button of your wrist watch. We will move in immediately. Don’t use the revolver that I gave you. Don’t forget that you got suspended in RAW for 2 times for firing at culprits without even waiting for orders from the higher authority of RAW.

Arindam:- Ok! Ok! Over and out now!

Mumtaz Mehrunissa:- We believe in true business. We will withdraw cases and give you money. But, after that also, if those MMS clips get leaked further, then we may parcel you to heaven.

Arindam:- We don’t betray with anyone because we are RAW people. A RAW person always remains as a RAW person. Anyway, time for me to go now. Bye! Bye!

Mumtaz Mehrunissa (while holding a pistol in her hand):- Itni jaldi bhi kya hain janaab. Raat bhi haseen hain aur haseena  ka husn bhi jawaan hain.

Arindam (while holding a pistol in his hand):- I also have one.

Mumtaz Mehrunissa:- This is my den. Everyone goes out from here after fulfilling my thirst and hunger. I don’t invite ordinary persons in my den. It’s a request.

Arindam:- Ok! Aap ki ish guzaarish ko kadar karte huye aapki khwaish poori kar dete hain, taa ki ish haseen raat aur bhi rangeen ho jaye.

Mumtaz Mehrunissa:- Hai! Main marjaawa. Baat karte ho tum, Mohabbat ki Messiah jaise. Marhaba! Marhaba!

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