Indian Football
Episode – 07
Navin Tiwary (Anchor of Aaj Tak
News Channel):-We are showing you the video footage which has been broadcasted
exclusively by the Pakistan Awam News Channel just a few hours ago. Look at
this video footage. Sangram Mukherjee and Ranjit Singh Rathore were sleeping
with a hotel lady attendant in Room No. 503 of Pearl Continental Hotel at
Rawalpindi. In Room No. 504 of that same hotel, Tomba Llong, Sunil Roy and
Jayanta Dasgupta were sleeping with another hotel lady attendant. In Room No.
505, Harilal Tamang and Suresh Murmu were sleeping with another hotel lady
attendant. The question is that why a hotel room of such a reputation will have
hidden cameras installed inside the hotel rooms. Sakina, Rubina and Tuhina, the
three hotel lady attendants of Pearl Continental Hotel have filed FIRs and cases
of gangrapes by stating that those players called for room services and then
gangraped them. We will now show you what Lionel Messi has said in a Press
Conference regarding this issue.
Lionel Messi (In a Press
Conference):- Those seven Indian footballers will not be allowed to play any
football match of any format until the legal proceedings against them gets
completed through Rawalpindi High Court. If the complainants withdraw their FIRs
as well as cases against those Indian footballers, then again, those players
can play football match of any format.
Sailen Manna (President of Mohun
Bagan Club):- Baash diley sab barota bajiye. Rawalpindi teh giye sab pindi
chotke diley. It’s a Black Day for Indian Football.
Navin Tiwary (Anchor of Aaj Tak
News Channel):- Yeah! It’s really indeed.
Tapas Roychowdhury (President of
East Bengal Club):- Something is really fishy out here. In the video footages,
all our footballers were in sleeping mode. Hidden camera teh ki sudhu naak deke
ghumonor drisyoguli ee uthlo?
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Rajanikanth Modi:- Actually, it’s
my fault. I should not have given the permission to our boys to go and have
some party in the pub of Pearl Continental Hotel. Our boys just slipped. They
lack self-discipline and self-control. That’s the problem.
Sunil Chetri:- Those seven
players have been bailed out. They are now boarding the plane at Rawalpindi
Airport to go back to their respective home.
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Kashinath Kapoor (Director of
RAW):- Hello! Yes! Kashinath Kapoor speaking! But, who are you?
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Mr. Sain (Owner of Royal Bengal
News TV Channel):- Pack up your bags. You have to go to Rawalpindi by flight.
There is a flight of Emirates Airlines at 2 PM today from Kolkata which goes to
Dubai via Rawalpindi. Here’s your flight ticket. Rahim Raza, your ex-colleague
will receive you at the airport as per the instructions from your ex-boss,
Kashinath Kapoor. Bon Voyage!
Arindam:- Ok! Not an issue.
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Location: Benajir Bhutto
International Airport of Rawalpindi
Rahim Raza (A RAW agent currently
posted at Urumqi City of Xinjiang Nation):- Salaam Alekum, Arindam Bhaya.
Arindam:- Jai Shree Ram. Bhabhi
jaan kaisi hain? Aur woh choti si Shagun?
Rahim Raza:- Baash! Allah ke
meherbani hain. Sab kuch thik thak hain. In the newly formed nation, Xinjiang,
we are very happy and it is really a very peaceful nation.
Arindam:- Huns used to live in
Xinjiang province. Later on, they migrated to Thar Desert to become the
Rajputs. By the way, why are you here?
Rahim Raza:- Will tell you later.
Just let us board in this taxi to reach the Shalimar Hotel of Rawalpindi.
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Rajanikanth Modi:- Tomorrow, our
boys are going to play against Germany. Seven good players are not in the
squad. So, there is no question of expecting anything special from the other
players. Gurdeep, you are the captain of tomorrow’s match. At least, don’t
allow the German team to score more than 5 goals against you.
Gurdeep Singh Saini:- Our defense
line-up is not so bad, Sir.
Rajanikanth Modi:- Anyway, this
is our main squad for tomorrow’s clash against Germany.
Indian Squad for the match
against Germany
1. Basanta
Banerjee (Goalkeeper)
2. Debraj
Venkateshan (Defender)
3. Peter
Silva (Defender)
4. Muktar
Naqvi (Defender)
5. Chiranjit
Malakar (Defender)
6. Babu
Menon (Midfielder)
7. Jignesh
Yadav (Midfielder)
8. Baji
Rao Achrekar (Midfielder) (Vice Captain)
9. Gurdeep
Singh Saini (Midfielder) (Captain)
10. Dilip
Majumder (Striker)
11. Rajdeep
Samanta (Striker)
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Location: Room No. 212 of Hotel
Shalimar, Rawalpindi
Rahim Raza:- Almost all the high
profile prostitutes of Rawalpindi work as informers cum call girls under Mumtaz
Mehrunissa, a mafia businesswoman cum active member of Musallam-e-Aatank
terrorist group. This Mumtaz Mehrunissa is the daughter of Shazia Sahari, a
famous and controversial model of Pakistan. Mumtaz Mehrunissa is also one of
the keeps of Sikandar Shah, the right hand of Choseha Bin Paden, the leader of
Musallam-e-Aatank. Look at the video footages on my laptop that I got from the
Hotel Manager of Pearl Continental Hotel. On that night, inside the pub of the Pearl
Continental hotel, these 7 Indian Players were enjoying their drinks and the
pole dancers. Suddenly, Sakina, Rubina and Tuhina come into the scene to start
flirting with these players. Observe one thing; these three girls were wearing
the outfit which is quite similar to the dress of any Hotel Lady attendant of
Pearl Continental Hotel.
Arindam:- Arrey! All our seven
footballers started dozing.
Rahim Raza:- Yes! You are right.
The pub attendant, Firoz also works under Sikandar Shah. Firoz mixed Seconal
Powders (which are prepared from Secobarbital Sodium) in their drinks. Later
on, all those players were shifted to their respective rooms and some
photography and video session took place. Tundra Tahir Tandon, the Hotel
Manager of Pearl Continental was also forced to install hidden cameras in the
rooms where Indian players will be staying.
Arindam:- So, what’s your plan
now?
Rahim Raza:- Sakina, Rubina and
Tuhina are not the Hotel Lady Attendants of Pearl Continental Hotel. But, we
cannot prove that; as Tundra Tahir Tandon will not help us due to the fear
factor of Sikandar Shah. Sunil Chetri called up Kashinath Kapoor to investigate
on this case. I investigated the case and got all these information. Tundra
Tahir Tandon has also given me some video footages where Mumtaz Mehrunissa at
her teenage days had sexual intercourses with so many politicians and high
profile businessmen of Pakistan in Room No. 786 of the Pearl Continental Hotel.
The Room No. 786 is still kept reserved for high profile customers of Pearl
Continental Hotel. But, no one knows about the hidden cameras in that room,
except the Hotel Manager. Mumtaz Mehrunissa have recently invested money on a
new Pakistani film, ‘Byapari Ladki’. The film will get released on 14th
July 2034 (Friday). On the night of 12th July 2034 (Wednesday), that
is tonight, Mumtaz has thrown a party at her residence regarding that film. Any
reporter of any TV News Channel has the free pass to enter into that party. You
just need to tell her somehow that we have her video footages. If her girls do
not withdraw the cases against 7 Indian footballers, then, the video footages
will get published in Youtube website. Today in the evening, we will message
these video footages to those high profile politicians and businessmen
including Sikandar Shah.
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Location: Residence of Mumtaz
Mehrunissa at Rawalpindi
Arindam:- I need to have some
discussions with you regarding some of your old MMS clips.
Mumtaz Mehrunissa:- Thanks for
coming to my party. I am getting lots of phone calls from some high profile
persons. Are you still in RAW?
Arindam:- No, at present, in a TV
News Channel.
Mumtaz Mehrunissa:- Ok! Private
talks should be made in private only. In this party, so many people are
watching me. I have messaged my personal assistant on her Blackberry Mobile
handset. Her name is Mahek. She is standing outside the main gate of this
residence with a BMW. She will take you to my farmhouse which is at the
outskirts of Rawalpindi.
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Sunil Chetri:- Sir, just now,
Kashinath Kapoor called me up. Those girls are ready to withdraw FIRs and cases
against our 7 players if we give them Rs. 7 lakhs INR, i.e. Rs. 1 lakh for each
player.
Rajanikanth Modi:- Give them what
they want. As an Indian, I don’t want to see the end of football career of our
Indian footballers due to some bloody Pakistani call girls.
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Rahim Raza:- Hello! We have got
the green signal from the Indian Football Team. How much Mumtaz is willing to
pay?
Arindam:- 10 lakhs. All the cases
will be withdrawn too.
Rahim Raza:- So, in this case,
RAW will have an extra income of Rs. 7 lakhs plus Rs. 10 lakhs. i.e. Rs. 17
lakhs. I and my team members are tracking you. We are just at a distance of 50
metres from Mumtaz’s farmhouse. If you see any danger, just press the button of
your wrist watch. We will move in immediately. Don’t use the revolver that I
gave you. Don’t forget that you got suspended in RAW for 2 times for firing at
culprits without even waiting for orders from the higher authority of RAW.
Arindam:- Ok! Ok! Over and out
now!
Mumtaz Mehrunissa:- We believe in
true business. We will withdraw cases and give you money. But, after that also,
if those MMS clips get leaked further, then we may parcel you to heaven.
Arindam:- We don’t betray with
anyone because we are RAW people. A RAW person always remains as a RAW person. Anyway,
time for me to go now. Bye! Bye!
Mumtaz Mehrunissa (while holding
a pistol in her hand):- Itni jaldi bhi kya hain janaab. Raat bhi haseen hain
aur haseena ka husn bhi jawaan hain.
Arindam (while holding a pistol
in his hand):- I also have one.
Mumtaz Mehrunissa:- This is my
den. Everyone goes out from here after fulfilling my thirst and hunger. I don’t
invite ordinary persons in my den. It’s a request.
Arindam:- Ok! Aap ki ish
guzaarish ko kadar karte huye aapki khwaish poori kar dete hain, taa ki ish
haseen raat aur bhi rangeen ho jaye.
Mumtaz Mehrunissa:- Hai! Main
marjaawa. Baat karte ho tum, Mohabbat ki Messiah jaise. Marhaba! Marhaba!
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